We’ve Moved to a New Website!

alfar105 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:13:23 +0000

Come see all my new adventures, pictures, Attack of the Show news, Olivia Munn fan art, and much much more! Check it out at: http://heyguata.squarespace.com

Woot Woot! Moving on up!

Guata!

Berry Hey Guata.

alfar105 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:04:05 +0000

All I wanna do is be friends with that Strawberry. Om Nom Nom.

Tagged: Attack of the Show, Hey Guata, Hey Olivia, Olivia Munn, pie, PNAU, Strawberry

Hey Guata Season 2: The Premiere

alfar105 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:03:08 +0000

I met Olivia Munn again! lolz. She invited me to go up to LA and watch a live taping of AOTS. It was really fun and gave me a behind the scenes look at what it takes to put on one of my favorite show on TV. I met Kevin Pereira and talked about Warhammer a bit: NERDALERT! And then I made some inappropriate jokes about stuff up butts, hope that wasn’t too awk. Luckily, I recorded my trip and all of the aftermath.

So for Season Two of Hey Guata my new goal is to get a job at Attack of the Show. I will sweep, get coffee, heck I’d even clean all the cellphones in the background. Idk, I just think it is the most awesome job. So here we go. Hey Guata Season Two begins…NOW!

Tagged: AOTS, Attack of the Show, Behind the Scenes, Blog, G4, G4TV, Hey Guata, Hey Olivia, heyolivia.com, Kevin Pereira, Olivia Munn

Sleepaholics! Keep ‘em away from Obama!

alfar105 — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:37:20 +0000

The disease is spreading everywhere!

I’m watching Obama’s celebration at the Lincoln Memorial and look at the little asian girl missing history. Wake her the freak up.

Hope they show Olivia at some point.

Update: She is half-asian and super hung-over.

Tagged: Obama, Olivia Munn, Sleepaholic

Intervention: Life With My Sleepaholic Roommate

alfar105 — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:09:53 +0000

Adam is my roommate, he is also one of my best friends. I can talk with him about anything and everything. But…. he has an addiction…an addiction to sleep. Some may call ME an alcoholic, but they don’t have the proof. I on the other hand, do. Check us out on an upcoming episode of INTERVENTION: SLEEPAHOLICS. Love you buddy.

But that’s not to say, I haven’t been affected by this contagious Sleepaholic addiction virus!!!!

It’s spreading everywhere!!!! Even to Olivia!!!

Ju-Ju-Just Dance!

alfar105 — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:37:48 +0000

Watch out for us on Dancing with the Stars or NBC’s Superstarts of Dance.

Get it Guat, get it, get it Guat. Lil Guat, lil, lil Guat.

Tagged: Attack of the Show, Dance, Dancing with the Stars, Guata, Hey Guata, Hey Olivia, Just Dance, Lil Guat, Olivia Munn, Superstars of Dance, Think abotu ti

Self-Control!

alfar105 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:53:37 +0000

With New Year’s resolutions breaking left and right, I thought I’d make a post about self control. Hey Richard Simmons, if I had the self control to interview Olivia and not die, then you could have done it too.

FITNESS! You can do it!

Tagged: Attack of the Show, Fatty Munn, Fitness, G4, Hey Guata, Hey Olivia, heyolivia.com, Kevin Pereira, Olivia Munn, Richard Simmons

HEY GUATA 2009 FWT!

alfar105 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:03:42 +0000

2008 has been the best year of my life! Good friends and good times. If I learned anything this year it’s that dreams do come true. My new year’s resolutions: Be the best Olivia and AOTS fan that I can be!

Here’s to an even better 2009! (Though it will be hard to beat)

Tagged: AOTS, Attack of the Show, G4, G4 tv, G4TV, Guata, Hey Guata, Hey Olivia, heyolivia.com, Kevin Pereira, Olivia Munn

Hey Guata! Live From Guatemala Part Tres: Nom Nom Nom Tamale

alfar105 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:43:41 +0000

My mom and I talked about doing a cooking show together. Well, I talked and then she responded in Spanish. So…si? no? Obama? Tamale! Check it out and get schooled on my culinary skillz.

Tagged: Attack of the Show, Christmas, Guata, guatemala, Hey Guata, Mom, Olivia Munn, Tamale

Hey Guata’s Top 5 Moments of 2008

alfar105 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:32:47 +0000

Its been a good year errrbody, so here are my top 5 moment of 2008!

#5. DRUNK PERSON THEATER: After a HARD night of partying, my roommates and I decide to go to eat at Chipotle. When we arrived it’s still too early for it to be open. So while we wait Adam, still drunk, decides to start the most personal conversation with a random bus driver. Here we attempt to recreate the magic this moment was

If you wanna hear a snippet of the REAL conversation check out my roommates blog. He recorded some of it at Hey Tumbullivan

#4 JAPANESE HEY GUATA: This one involves my sleepaholic roommate Adam again. Just watch the video and wait till the end. I’m so glad this impromptu moment was caught on tape.

#3 TIE: FINDING OUT I WAS GOING TO MEET OLIVIA MUNN/TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH HER

So I get a call from my producer telling me to sit down…and then I blacked out. The scream of joy was so loud my roommates both came out of the house cuz they thought I had been run over on the street. Here is a picture courtesy of Blogullivan just minutes after I found out.

Then the infamous call where I ran out of a classroom for Olivia. So glad my co-host didn’t pick up her phone cuz Olivia called her first.

#2 NIGHTCAP FINALE EPISODE: OLIVIA MUNN I bet you thought this was my top moment of 2008. But after giving it a lot of thought I knew it wasn’t. It really was the capstone of my year, and I give a million thanks to Olivia for being so nice. I was truly blessed, it was an amazing show. From repelling down from the ceiling, to my awkward pie or pop segment. I’m sad to see co-host and friend Cori leave though, she was awesome on the show and I can’t wait to hear about all the great things that she’ll do in the future. But now here is our interview with O-Munn.

“It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.”

Thanks to all of you! My roommates, friends, friends of friends, my fraternity, and YOU, for taking time off your busy day coming to Hey Guata for some fun. Happy New Year!

<3 Guata!

Honorable Mention: Killing that effing mosquito just a second ago.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Tagged: Attack of the Show, Drunk, G4, Hey Guata, Hey Olivia, Kevin Pereira, Nightcap, Olivia Munn, Roomie Wars, The G Spot